NHL on NBC Drinking Game
Look, I love hockey. It's easily the best value ticket in professional sports, high-definition has made it easy to follow the puck on television without making it glow, and when tempers get hot, players are allowed to punch each other until they've cooled down. It's a beautiful sport played by manly, toothless men on ice skates, and it deserves to be on national television far more often than the Cleveland Browns. So when it does air on a real channel, we should all be celebrating. With drinks!
Questionably Qualified's NHL on NBC Drinking Game
1 Drink Every Time:
The action moves from one team's end to the other's
Either team gets a shot on goal
Icing is called
An announcer refers to a player by their nickname
An announcer addresses their partner by name
The puck goes over the boards
Something is described as "a beauty"
2 Drinks Every Time:
A player is sent to the penalty box
A timeout is called
The puck is cleared on a power play
The cameras cut to a coach
You see an advertisement for something distinctly Canadian
3 Drinks Every Time:
There's an odd-man rush
A goalie is pulled
The game goes to overtime
A goal is scored
5 Drinks Every Time:
There's a fight
A sudden death goal is scored
The game goes to a shootout
A player misses the goalie and net on a shootout attempt