Ahh, the warm fuzzy feeling of the Bears winning without an offensive touchdown. The more things change, the more they stay the same. On to Week 2!
There should be no shortage of entertainment in this game, but it just wouldn’t be a Super Bowl without a little overindulgence. Drink along with the rest of the country trapped in their homes!
Some recommended rules and regulations for "enhancing" your experience listening to Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels.
Ahh, the warm fuzzy feeling of the Bears winning without an offensive touchdown. The more things change, the more they stay the same. On to Week 2!
Fresh off our best season to-date, we're jumping into a wacky Week 1 slate with a little hop in our step. Which rookie QBs are going to throw us off right out of the gate?
With the power of a deep state PSYOP behind them, who can stop the Chiefs? Why are the Niners even showing up? Are they in on the Op as well? We won’t waste too much time on the ramblings of lunatics, but we will dig into the numbers to see who we expect to win Super Bowl 58!
Baltimore is one of the best teams ever measured by DVOA, but is that enough to knock Patrick Mahomes out of the playoffs? If there’s no rain to bother the tiny hands of Jared Goff and Brock Purdy, will either offense struggle against defenses with clear deficiencies? Are the Detroit Lions really going to make the Super Bowl?!
They’re heeeeere! It’s been three weeks since we saw Baltimore and San Francisco play their starters, and three weeks is a really long time in the NFL. I haven’t forgotten just how dominant they were all season, but the Vegas lines seem like they have. Throw in Patrick Mahomes getting points and a chance to bet against Baker Mayfield, and this is the easiest weekend we’ve had in weeks! We’ll probably go 0-4, but at least it wasn’t hard to make the picks!
How much of an edge does the better quarterback give you? Is Patrick Mahomes with just Kelce better than Tua with Tyreek and Waddle? Do you like the Lions and their explosive weapons or Matthew Stafford’s YOLO balls? And what do you do with a 38-year old Joe Flacco doing his best 27-year old Joe Flacco impression against the best rookie QB we’ve seen since at least Dak Prescott?
At least four games this week will feature backups on both sides of the ball, so who do we take? The coaches and the points!
I count 14 backup quarterbacks in line to start this week, and I’ve never looked forward to the reduced slate of the playoff schedule more. Of course I don’t want to count on Easton Stick; but getting points against Jarrett Stidham? Aidan O’Connell on the road against Gardner Minshew? Let’s close our eyes and hope for the best.
The holidays are here! Grab your seasonal beverage of choice and settle in with your loved ones for a 15-game weekend over the course of three days. Hopefully these picks can guide you to a little extra holiday cash along the way.
Is Joe Flacco ready to turn into a pumpkin again? Can the Texans’ incredible turnaround continue with Davis Mills back under center? Why did anyone have to watch Easton Stick vs. Aidan O’Connell, and how did either team score 60 points? We don’t have all the answers, but we’ll do our best!
Are you more afraid of picking against Jalen Hurts or counting on Will Levis to cover two touchdowns? How about Josh Allen going to Arrowhead or Zach Wilson reluctantly returning to the field? Let’s see if the 1-seed races stay tight or if Baltimore and Philadelphia can get themselves some extra breathing room.
Seven lines this week feature road favorites, and we’re picking six of them to cover. Who will miss the cut? And who can we really count on at home?
Colin Kaepernick takes a stance and sits or kneels during the National Anthem; who should be upset?