Ahh, the warm fuzzy feeling of the Bears winning without an offensive touchdown. The more things change, the more they stay the same. On to Week 2!
Baltimore is one of the best teams ever measured by DVOA, but is that enough to knock Patrick Mahomes out of the playoffs? If there’s no rain to bother the tiny hands of Jared Goff and Brock Purdy, will either offense struggle against defenses with clear deficiencies? Are the Detroit Lions really going to make the Super Bowl?!
They’re heeeeere! It’s been three weeks since we saw Baltimore and San Francisco play their starters, and three weeks is a really long time in the NFL. I haven’t forgotten just how dominant they were all season, but the Vegas lines seem like they have. Throw in Patrick Mahomes getting points and a chance to bet against Baker Mayfield, and this is the easiest weekend we’ve had in weeks! We’ll probably go 0-4, but at least it wasn’t hard to make the picks!